Monthly Archives: March 2009
The internet is a wonderful place.
Alan is a good friend of mine, my best friend.
For a long time now, I’ve wondered about his hair…
Is it actually attached to his head, or is it an alien being which has mutated to control his mind and make him do crazy things (like dye it blonde)?
So now, from the depths of my bebo photos, and various band concerts over the last two years, I bring you a small selection of pictures of Alan’s hair – a chilling account of how one man has been controlled by something bigger than us all (and bigger than AIG)
** Did I mention that he stood me up once, because he had a fight with his hairdresser? This hair is a wondrous being, trying to destroy his friendships!
I met Alan just over two years ago. His hair was normal then…
Then, though it began to affect him – his camera whore tendencies began to shine through.
They got worse as time went on…
The blonde began to appear…
I turned around for a few months to concentrate on my Leaving and when I started paying attention again the alien had attacked.
What is this on his head?
Is it a dead cat?
Did he roll around in a farm and forget to pick the straw off his head?
I don’t know.
But it’s trended on twitter here!
Nice one, Alan’s hair! One step closer to world domination!